Sheryl Crow wants “one square” t.p. limit per restroom “sitting”
Singer Sheryl Crow feels she has a marvy idea to save the planet: we should all use only one square of t.p. per restroom visit. Yes, she actually said this. Immediately, this brings to mind the great “Seinfeld” episode about “sparing a square” when Elaine found herself in a stall without a square and asked the next stall’s occupant for a spare. (”Can you spare a square? Just one square?” — “Nooooo, I haven’t got a square to spare !”)
