Miss Teen Caitlin Upton Helps Put Appalachian State On the Map
By now, most of you saw the shocking YouTube video of Miss Teen South Carolina Caitlin Upton getting flummoxed while answering a simple question with absurd gibberish that makes Britney Spears look like a rocket scientist. Yet in a stunning, unprecedented, come-out-of-nowhere, against-all-odds development, Caitlin just announced she will be attending Hillbilly U - also known as Appalachian State University.
Now, none of us had ever even heard of the school - until their Division I-AA team whooped ass all over #5 Michigan in what may be the biggest upset in college football history. Now, they’ve recruited Caitlin too!
