Jessica Simpson To Play Offensive Tackle for Cowboys
Jessica Simpson weighs 300 pounds! Well, maybe not that much but she’s eating her way huge, like Anna Nicole Smith huge. If she keeps packing on the pounds at this rate, she’ll be big enough to play lineman for Tony Romo’s Dallas Cowboys.
The wannabe country singer appeared on stage in Florida at the 99.9 Kiss Country 24th Annual Chili Cook Off over the weekend, looking well – see for yourself. She should never have stuffed that ass in those nasty high-waisty mom jeans.
