Paris’ Movie is Not So Hottie: Named World’s Worst Film

paris hiltonSocialite and sometimes actress Paris Hilton’s new film “The Hottie and the Nottie” has been named the worst movie OF ALL TIME — at least according to visitors to the Internet Movie Database (IMDb) website. They gave it on average a score of 1.2 on a scale of 1-10.

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Paris Hilton’s Lil Bro Gets His Very First DUI Bust

barronParis Hilton’s brother Barron Hilton got busted for DUI and having fake ID on him after he accidentally ran over a gas station worker. What? No license to drive?

The 18-year-old was arrested on the Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu, California at 8:30am on Tuesday. Fernando Pellez claims he called the cops on Hilton after he was knocked over by a black Mercedes at a 76 gas station.

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New Paris Films Bombs Big at the Box Office

parisDid you hear that Paris Hilton had a new movie released over the weekend? Nope, neither did anybody else. The film grossed a lowly $9000 for the weekend which is one of the worst box office openings ever. “The Hottie & the Nottie” opened on 111 screens yesterday and sold a whopping $81 in ticket sales per location. That breaks down to something like 11 die-hard Paris fans per theater. Next time, maybe her film will go straight to DVD.

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Paris Hilton Pisses Off Angry Smurf

paris hilton and tinkerbellParis Hilton, the princess of bad taste, caused an uproar at a Berlin Christmas Market when she inquired about “adopting” two Smurfs - who were actually two Russian Dwarf actors dressed in cartoon costumes.

“I don’t know if Paris had been on the mulled wine when she saw the [actors],” one eyewitness said. “We heard her saying: ‘Oh my, real live Smurfs. I always wanted one when I was a kid’ before turning to her pal and asking, ‘Can I take them home?’”

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Paris Hilton Is Jealous of Nicole Richie

paris and tinkerbellParis Hilton has told People magazine that she wants to spawn as soon as possible so he/she/it can have play dates with her BBF Nicole Richie’s child - now that the Simple Life stars are (currently) speaking to each other again.

“Nicole and I have been playing together since we were two years old,” she said. “I was just telling her, ‘I want a baby so that our babies can play together.’”

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Paris Hilton Goes Pole Dancing

paris hilton photo Heirhead Paris Hilton showcased her pole dancing skills on a recent night out at New York’s Marquee club.

The Simple Life starlet, who has just launched her fourth perfume Can-Can, slithered around the silver pole and touched herself while her Stars Are Blind single played in the background.

“She couldn’t get enough of the pole. Perhaps it brought back memories of her time behind bars,” a source said.

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Paris Hilton Says Another Stupid Thing

paris hilton and tinkerbellAll the stupid things that come out of Paris Hilton’s mouth aren’t worth mentioning, but the latest is just beyond bat shit crazy - it’s the stupidest thing she’s EVER said. The heirhead now says she plans to “live for hundreds and thousands of years” by having scientists freeze her body, along with the bodies of her pets, after she dies. Why wait! Do it now, Paris, while your body is still young!

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Paris Hilton Doesn’t Talk About the Interesting Parts of Her Life

Paris HiltonParis Hilton visited David Letterman’s show on Friday night but refused to talk about her time spent in jail, then became visibly upset when Letterman would not stop asking her questions about it. Hilton, who spent 23 days behind bars in June for violating her probation on a 2006 drink-driving charge, told Letterman about six minutes into her appearance: “There’s other stuff to talk about Dave. I didn’t come here to talk about this. That was a long time ago….I’m sad that I came here.”

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Paris Hilton To Accompany Her Ego to Rwanda

paris hilton“I know there’s a lot of good I can do just by getting involved and bringing attention to these issues,” says the new socially aware Paris Hilton who recently revealed her next publicity stunt - to go to war-torn Rwanda.

The socialite, 26, tells E! Online about the urgency of her African ambitions, “I’ll be going in November … after I get back from filming my movie…”

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Just Say Nein! To Paris Hilton at Oktoberfest

paris hiltonYou’re going to love this: Paris Hilton has been “banned” from attending this year’s Oktoberfest in Munich, Germany. Apparently, the locals felt that the presence of the party princess at last year’s beer bash “cheapened” the event!

But it wasn’t her skankiness that pissed off the Germans. Paris - who is now dating a pizza delivery guy named Alex Vaggo - showed up at the huge event to promote her own … canned wine!

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