A robber walked into Paris Hilton’s mansion and walked out with about $2 million dollars worth of jewelry. Sounds like living in a private, gated community with security patrols and alarm systems isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

“At around 5 a.m. Friday, officers received a call from a security guard who reported that Paris Hilton’s residence had been broken into,” LAPD spokeswoman Julie Sohn tells People. The heiress wasn’t home at the time, and it’s not clear how the guard found out about the break-in.

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Paris Hilton and her true love, Good Charlotte’s Benji Madden, have split up after nine long months of dating. Not that Paris seems all that upset – she’s already been photographed partying with her ex beau shipping heir Stavros Niarchos over the weekend.

A source tells Us Magazine that the problem between the the heiress and the rocker was Him, not Her: “Benji was overprotective and controlling. He doesn’t get along with any of her friends”.

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Paris Hilton was telling everybody who would listen two years ago that she had only been with, like, two guys her entire life. But now the 26-year-old poor lil rich girl is crying real tears to a reporter of the News of the World, saying guys have only wanted her for brains, er, body, and bank account:

“Every other guy I’ve been out with has used me for money or sex – but in most cases they just want fame. It made it hard to trust people. After a while I had to start questioning exactly why somebody wanted to be with me.”

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They made her a star and now she wants them to simply go away. Paris Hilton says there is a fine line between business and pleasure and she is endorsing the L.A. police department’s plans to create a personal safety zone between celebrities and photographers.

“It is okay for paparazzi to go to a press event or a red carpet but when it is every single day when you are going to the market or the tanning salon or to lunch with your family, it is a lot of pressure always having to be ‘on’,” she says.

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Hotel heiress and sometime actress Paris Hilton has vowed to curb her party lifestyle because it’s just not fun anymore. In fact, she says the whole club scene now leaves her feeling “empty”.

As in, “empty” in the wallet? Paris, who was once paid six figure sums to show up for an hour at a party, perhaps isn’t getting paid to slam Henny and Coke any longer. She’s insisting that the reason she has lost interest in the club circuit is that she’d rather be home alone with boyfriend rocker Benji Madden.

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Paris Hilton is being sued by Worldwide Entertainment Group Inc. for $75,000 for not fulfilling “promotional obligations” related to her 2006 bomb, ‘National Lampoon’s Pledge This!’ in which she played the president of an exclusive sorority.

The company claims the paid-to-party heiress was supposed to “reasonably promote” the film and do publicity but Paris was a no-show. But get this, the company paid Paris, a whopping $1 million for her “acting services”!

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Is the world ready for a Paris Hilton reality show? The socialite has come up with an idea for a TV show like “The View” – a ladies round table diss and bitch session, no doubt about the travails of being rich and famous.

Paris would be the moderator and would bring on her famous friends to talk about shopping, paparazzi, shoes, small dogs, and career management. Incredibly, Bravo and Lifetime are apparently interested in this thing.

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Paris Hilton has issued an apology to her fellow raunchy sex tape star friend Kim Kardashian after giving us her real opinion of the big bottom girl: “I would not want that — that’s gross,” she said when she was asked about Kim’s famous butt. Paris then added, “It’s disgusting. … It reminds me of cottage cheese inside of a big trash bag.”

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So where’s the love for the wonky-eyed Paris Hilton? Geez, she puts out an offer than you all are invited to a casting call to get on her dumb show so you can look like retards trying to be like her best best slutty girlfriend and go shopping in Prague and shit, and instead of throngs of worshippers only 40 people show up?

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Socialite, sex tape star, and guru poser’s follower, Paris Hilton is pursuing yet another publicity venture, this time in fashion. Over the weekend she was in Montreal to launch a new line of shoes even though the heiress has a terrifyingly large pair of feet — size 11 (UK size 9) — which she admits herself are clown feet.

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