Lindsay Lohan‘s pop, Michael Lohan, 48, told E!News yesterday that he and his girlfriend, the old-looking 24-year-old Erin Muller (who doesn’t look a day over 38!), are “unofficially” engaged – whatever that means. He’s bought her a ring and all but hasn’t “officially” popped the question.

Meanwhile, Papa Lohan is all up in Lindsay’s business, claiming that her girlfriend partner Samantha Ronson is luring the rehabbed Firecrotch back to drinking and keep her from working.

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A gay wedding between Sam Ronson and Lindsay Lohan is absolutely never going to happen but any publicity is good publicity in Hollyweird. So Michael Lohan made it a point to tell the media that he wouldn’t attend the wedding that isn’t going to happen and he wouldn’t be invited to anyway.

“I haven’t heard anything (about an upcoming wedding) from Lindsay, but if she was marrying Sam, I don’t think she’d ask me to walk her down the aisle,” says Michael. “She knows about my (Christian) faith … she just wouldn’t ask.”

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Alleged illegitimate Lohan sister Ashley Kaufmann is reportedly wanting to follow in the footsteps of her possible half-sisters Lindsay and Ali by approaching studios about cutting a record deal. An unnamed record-industry insider says the 13-year-old “has more talent than Lindsay or Ali.”

A Lohan family source adds, “Ashley’s singing ability just proves that the family talent comes from Michael Lohan, not Dina Lohan.”

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OMG. You’re sayin there’s ANOTHER Hohan out there somewhere? Lindsay Lohan is reportedly very pissed at the news that a woman is claiming her father Michael fathered a luv child and has kept it from the family for 3 years.

Michael Lohan has admitted to romancing the child’s mother, Kristi Horn, during a period in 1995 when he and now ex-wife Dina Loan had separated, and has ordered his lawyers to get him outta this mess. Because, you know, there’s Lindsay’s money involved.

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Ali Lohan, the 15-year-old lil sis of Lindsay Lohan, is thisclose to landing a lead role in a $25 million remake of ‘Troll’. How crap-tastic is that? Ali can destroy her career before she turns 16. Even Linds didn’t manage that!

Over at E! Online, they are reporting that the pint-size Ali recently auditioned for the remake of 1986 camp classic ‘Troll’ and apparently impressed director John Carl Buechler enough to gush: “She was great. The camera loves her. She’s a really good actress…I am personally going to fight for her.”

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Troubled star Lindsay Lohan has landed a part in a new movie – b’just barely. The producer had a hard time finding an insurance company that would cover her – and stars are unable to work in films without it. Linds, who is still on probation from her 2 DUI arrests last year, nearly missed out on the role for “Labor Pains”.

A source tells the New York Daily News, “Movie producer Rick Schwartz could only find one insurance company to cover her, and even then he really had to vouch for her.”

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Lindsay Lohan has ditched plans for a massive 22nd birthday party over fears of negative publicity.

The ‘Mean Girls’ star has claimed she “can’t commit to a specific date” as she’ll be “in production on a movie”. But it’s reported Lohan has been advised by her management to abandon plans for the party, fearing the negative headlines that follow whenever Lohan goes partying.

Lohan set up a website looking for corporate sponsorship for the Moroccan-themed party, but was said to be short of offers with companies scared to commit because of the star’s rehab stint and bad reputation.

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Ne-Yo has revealed his shock to discover that Lindsay Lohan’s new album is actually quite good.

The singer-songwriter, who has been collaborating with Lohan, says he didn’t really want to work with her because he thought the album would turn out crap…but was pleasantly surprised by the result.

The ‘So Sick’ singer said: “[She's done] a ridiculously fabulous job. I gotta admit, we were like…Lindsay Lohan? I mean, I’ve written for Beyonce, Mary J. Blige, Rihanna, Celine Dion and… Lindsay Lohan?

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Michael Lohan has seen the gossip mag stories of daughter Lindsay with her girlfriend Samantha Ronson and has an opinion about it. After new photos emerged of the two nuzzling and necking in Cannes, the dad tells Us magazine in an e-mail that the close relationship “is evident to anyone with half a brain.”

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Lindsay Lohan, now a lesbian apparently, is sporting an engagement ring on her finger. Just a day after Lindsay and DJ girlfriend Samantha Ronson were snapped canoodling in public, the Mean Girl wore the sparkling ring to the A-List Dolce and Gabbana party in Cannes.

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