Plaxico Burress Accidentally Shoots Self. Wait, There’s More…
Posted December 1, 2008 
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New York Giants star receiver Plaxico Burress is in heaps of trouble. Not only for accidentally shooting himself in the leg at a Par-tay at a Manhattan club Saturday morning – that injury will likely end his season. No – it’s this: New York City passed a wicked lil law last year that says carrying a gun without a permit is a mandatory 3 1/2 year prison sentence!
A law enforcement official said that the gun, a Glock semiautomatic pistol, was recovered at Burress’s home in Totowa, N.J. Burress turned himself in to NYPD this morning, some three days after the incident.
Now that he has a cool $200 million in the bank, Footie (soccer) superstar David Beckham says there’s too much money in the game and young players haven’t earned it. Beckham, who currently plays for the Los Angeles Galaxy, made his name at Manchester United in the UK and later playing for Real Madrid.
Undefeated boxing champion Floyd Mayweather Jr.’s Las Vegas mansion was broken into and robbed on August 17. Cops say four people busted through a bedroom window and stole around $7 MILLION worth of jewelry. 
Congratulations to Henry Cejudo who overcame a childhood of adversity where he moved “about 50 times” but always kept wrestling and dreaming. “My mom would always tell us when we were kids, if you want to be an astronaut you can be an astronaut, doctor you can be a doctor, president,” said Henry. His mom came to the US at age 15 as an illegal immigrant from Mexico. “She was always really encouraging us.”
With a little help from his teammates, Michael Phelps made history yesterday at the Water Cube in Beijing winning his eight gold medal at a single Olympics surpassing the mark set by Mark Spitz in 1972. 
Spanish Tennis God Rafael Nadal not only denied the Swiss Tennis God Roger Federer a record sixth straight Wimbledon title today, he dethroned the five-time champion with an epic 6-4, 6-4, 6-7 (5/7), 6-7 (8/10) win. It was the longest, greatest, and most brilliant championship match in the tournament’s history.
Cops reportedly found Oakland Raider Javon Walker lying unconscious this morning on a Las Vegas sidewalk with an “orbital fracture” which is a busted eye socket. FOX5 Las Vegas reports the wide receiver was found around 7:00 AM and was taken to a local hospital where he’s in fair condition.
As former tennis star Chris Evert prepares to say ‘I Do’ to husband number 3 and golf legend 
Cowboys QB Tony Romo has about six more weeks to play around with 
Brazilian footballer Ronaldo met three hookers at a nightclub Sunday night and hired them to go back to a motel with him. Score! But when he discovered that the three ugly wenches were actually dudes, he offered them $600 each to leave. Two of them took the money but the third transvestite, Andre or “Andrea”, demanded $30,000. Or else…
