So that’s how babies are born? Is the question pregnant teen Jamie Lynn Spears recently had answered when her mom showed her a video of natural childbirth. Now terrified of giving birth and suddenly realizing it means squeezing a baby the size of bowling ball through her tunnel of love, Jamie Lynn totally wants a C-section and lots and lots of drugs to knock her out so she can sleep through the whole thing.

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That 3-car fender bender on Saturday, the latest accident involving Britney Spears, was reportedly caused by the pop tart applying make-up while driving. Brit and her bodyguard were going down Ventura Boulevard in her Mercedes when she rear-ended another car in heavy traffic. The bump from Brit’s car caused that car to rear-end the car in front of it.

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Britney Spears’ dad wants his superstar daughter to ditch her pop career to become an actress, according to reports.

Jamie Spears, who is currently conservator of Britney’s estate, is looking into acting opportunities for the pop tart following her successful stint on the show ‘How I Met Your Mother’.

“Britney did a great job on How I Met Your Mother. She got the show its highest ratings yet, but more importantly for Jamie, he wants his daughter at a normal 9-to-5 job to keep her working and out of trouble,” a source told the New York Post.

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Madonna has compared Britney Spears’ hounding by the paparazzi to “people inflicting cruelty and pain on each other” in Africa.

The pop queen made the outburst to ‘Vanity Fair’ magazine, saying she finds Spears’ situation “very painful”.

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Troubled star Britney Spears finally did herself proud with her guest star appearance on “How I Met Your Mother” on TV Monday night. It’s being reported by the National Enquirer that there were some problems rehearsing her scenes with the other stars though…

The pop star rehearsed like any other cast member, except that she refused to remove her trademark oversized sunglasses until the cameras rolled.

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Financial advisors to Britney Spears are taking over to make sure the pop star and her two young sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, will be set for life – even if she never makes another album. They’ve gotten rid of scab manager, Sam Lufti, taken over her finances, and will even be selling her excessive number of cars – yes, all the wrecked Mercedes cars – to get her back on the road to normalcy.

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Kevin Federline may have been too generous tipping a waitress $2000 on a $365 tab cuz now his ex Britney Spears is questioning why she should have to pay his legal bills in their child custody case while he is throwing around that kind of cash (which used to be HER cash) on jewelry, tips growing fat while living the good life.

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There’s a Class Three rumor floating around the net today that Britney Spears‘ paparazzo boyfriend Adnan Ghalib has bragged to his friends that the pop tart is pregnant and he’s “set for life.” According to Star Magazine, the British-born ass clown – who knocks Kevin Federline and Spencer Pratt out of the running for King Douchebag – claims he deliberately targeted Britney — and her money.

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Last Saturday Britney Spears got to visit with her sons, Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 17 months, after a 2-month absence while the pop tart has been treated in a mental facility and otherwise acting crazy. The visit came with strings attached though – it was supervised by her father Jamie and her psychiatrist in her Hollywood home.

That’s a bit of good news for Brit, but then there’s this: it has been revealed the 26-year-old singer has “lost” $60 million in 12 months of extravagant spending, some 60% of her wealth.

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Pop singer Britney Spears did not get permission to visit sons Sean Preston and Jayden James after lawyers met Tuesday and reportedly could not agree on the terms of the visitation rights between Brit and her ex hubby K-Fed.

It sounds it should be an easy call: Kevin Federline says he would approve of Britney regaining access to the kids — as long as her parents accompany her.

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