Alec Baldwin Mouths Off Again – in Print
Posted September 9, 2008 
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In a revealing tidbit of non-news today, Alec Baldwin has discovered he’s actually an asshole and that’s what everyone else thinks of him too. He revealing that he was so “humiliated” after his extremely harsh and rant-filled answer machine message to his 11-year-old daughter Ireland was leaked to the internet last year, that he contemplated suicide.
Apparently, having everyone know he’s the father of a “thoughtless little pig” is embarrassing. But hey! There’s money to be made in the kid’s public pain – Baldwin has written an autobiography “A Promise to Ourselves: A Journey Through Fatherhood and Divorce.”
How ironic that Lynne Spears‘ memoir about raising her famous daughters Britney and Jamie Lynn will be released in a couple of months – right after the young underaged teen has her baby. 
JK Rowling has penned a short prequel to her mega-popular Harry Potter books to raise money for charity.
Mike Gilbert, a former memorabilia dealer and money-laundering partner of O.J. Simpson, has written a tell-all book in which he says the football great confessed to him that he killed his wife Nicole Brown and her friend Ron Goldman. 
Miley Cyrus (aka Hannah Montana) is all of just-turned-15 yet she’s already signed a deal to write her autobiography. Write about what? 20 brief chapters on preschool to stardom? Plus, the teenage mega multi-millionaire is getting paid 7-FIGURES for the memoirs, which also promises to include pictures of the Cyrus family.
Known for strongly voicing her opinion as often as possible, Rosie O’Donnell has suddenly gone silent just when she should be hitting the publicity mill to promote her new autobiography. The talk show personality has cancelled all of her TV appearances in which she was going to talk about her book ‘Celebrity Detox’. She said no to Oprah and Diane Sawyer on “Good Morning America.” And then she cancelled everything else too…
In a nasty feud between Donald Trump and Rosie O’Donnell that nobody cares about, the two egos will battle it out in the aisles of Barnes & Noble bookstores. Yup, they wrote books. And slammed each other. Yawn. 
Denise Brown, the sister of the late Nicole Brown Simpson is calling for a boycott of the O.J. Simpson book “If I Did It”. She says she is “shocked and horrified” that Fred Goldman had reached a deal to publish the controversial book which describes how O.J. would have brutally murdered his own wife Nicole and her friend Ron Goldman in 1994 — if he had done it.
Oprah Winfrey was left gobsmacked when told by her assistant that her father Vernon Winfrey is writing a book about her. She is said to be especially upset because the news was confirmed via a gossip column. You can bet this one won’t be promoted by Oprah’s book club.
