Dr. Phil Bails Out Teen Thug To Get Her On His Show
Dr. Phil’s producers are embarrassed and now pointing accusing fingers at a lowly flunky staffer whom they say “went beyond guidelines” after the assistant posted bail for the lil snowflake who beat the crap out of a girl named Victoria Lindsay and posted the video on youtube for kicks.

Posted April 15, 2008
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Katie Holmes is said to be ‘on the verge’ of signing a contract to appear in a major Broadway play in the hopes that it will revive her failing career. ‘Katie’s feeling really down right now and she just wants to be hot property again,’ a friend tells Now magazine. ‘She feels washed up before she’s even 30.’
That 3-car fender bender on Saturday, the latest accident involving Britney Spears, was reportedly caused by the pop tart applying make-up while driving. Brit and her bodyguard were going down Ventura Boulevard in her Mercedes when she rear-ended another car in heavy traffic. The bump from Brit’s car caused that car to rear-end the car in front of it.
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have a reason for announcing their engagement last week: the couple have a baby on the way, says a report in OK! magazine.
Leona Lewis’s single ‘Bleeding Love’, from her first album ‘Spirit’, has reached #1 on the charts this week. The 23-year-old British pop singer, the winner of the third series of Simon Cowell’s British talent show ‘The X Factor’, is predicted to be dubbed as the biggest new artist in the US this year.
CBS News, which pays perky Katie Couric a whopping $15 Million a year for reading the evening news, is thinking about kicking her to the curb and maybe trying someone else to get them out of last place in the 3-network news race. The Washington Post is claiming CBS is willing to offer perky Katie a sweet spot on 60 Minutes, or her own talk show, or anything! just to get the bitch off the air so they can look like a real news organization again.
So where’s the love for the wonky-eyed Paris Hilton? Geez, she puts out an offer than you all are invited to a casting call to get on her dumb show so you can look like retards trying to be like her best best slutty girlfriend and go shopping in Prague and shit, and instead of throngs of worshippers only 40 people show up?
Angelina Jolie still has not come out and said she’s pregnant with Brad Pitt’s love child yet, but what more do we need to know now that she’s growing big and constantly talking about some unknown weirdness kicking inside her stomach. We aren’t supposed to think it’s an Alien, are we?