Was Paula Abdul’s Idol Gaff Proof That The Show is Rigged?
Posted April 30, 2008 
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American Idol’s loopy judge Paula Abdul had a few too many before last night’s show. In other news, dogs bark, the sun came up today, and Charlie Sheen hires hookers. What’s this? Paula was so shit-faced she passionately criticized Jason Castro for a song he hadn’t yet sung. When Randy Jackson corrected Paula and she said, “Oh my God, I thought you sang twice … You know what? This is hard!”
CSI’s fired star Gary Dourdan did a George Michael on Tuesday morning – he was awakened by cops who found him sleeping in his car which was parked the wrong way on a one way street. Then when the Palm Springs, CA, cops did a look-see in his car they found heroin, cocaine, Ecstasy and prescription drugs. They busted the “disoriented” Dourdan for possession of the stash.
Brazilian footballer Ronaldo met three hookers at a nightclub Sunday night and hired them to go back to a motel with him. Score! But when he discovered that the three ugly wenches were actually dudes, he offered them $600 each to leave. Two of them took the money but the third transvestite, Andre or “Andrea”, demanded $30,000. Or else…
Is the family of Tony Romo wishing the Cowboy’s QB would dump airhead Jessica Simpson and get back together with ex-girlfriend Carrie Underwood? According to a report in OK! magazine that’s what the relatives are pining for. 
Actress Julianne Moore has slammed stars such as Angelina Jolie and Madonna for deliberately seeking media attention for their humanitarian efforts. Moore, 47, says most people do volunteer work and charity giving in their own lives with hardly a thank you, but stars want tons of attention and media love when they do it. 
“King of Queens” actress Leah Remini is drawing fire from fans for revealing on the Rachel Ray show that she lets her almost 4-year-old daughter continue to drink from the bottle (6 – 8 bottles a night!), and she’s still in diapers and not potty-trained. 
Disney star Miley Cyrus, 15, tells ET she’s “embarrassed” about the topless picture of her showing her naked back with a sheet wrapped around herself in the new Vanity Fair issue. 
Tom Cruise is scheduled to appear on the “The Oprah Winfrey Show” next week to coincide with 
So that’s how babies are born? Is the question pregnant teen Jamie Lynn Spears recently had answered when her mom showed her a video of natural childbirth. Now terrified of giving birth and suddenly realizing it means squeezing a baby the size of bowling ball through her tunnel of love, Jamie Lynn totally wants a C-section and lots and lots of drugs to knock her out so she can sleep through the whole thing.
Actor Wesley Snipes has been given a three year prison sentence for tax evasion. In February the Blade actor was convicted of failing to file his taxes for five years and the court found he owed millions in back taxes. Best guess: he’ll serve about 18 months in jail.
