Lindsay Lohan is a Comedianne: “Hey, They Ain’t Mine!”
Lindsay Lohan claims she is innocent and that the blow she had in the pocket of her tight jeans when she was arrested for driving drunk yesterday wasn’t hers. She was, like, just carrying cocaine around for someone else. Like a friend, you know? So what legal part of “possession” does Firecrotch not understand?

Posted July 25, 2007
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